If you meet the right person ..........
I'm sure you would
Never no what is round the corner
Washing Machine
- Thread starter FaxZ
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I'm sure you would
Never no what is round the corner
OK a bit sad I know, but was @FaxZ putting up a play on words?
Washing machines live longer with Carl gone
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bonzo
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I think you ladies make a big deal out of washing, housework etc etc. if he wanted to a man could do all that stuff in half the time. What you need is a little organisational ability. Us guys never mention this to you ladies because we know it would upset you, and that would lead to sulky silences and withdrawal of those 'special' comforts. And whats this big thing you make about childbirth? If the ladies in foreign climes can just stop what they're doing, squat down and have the baby, feed it, tie it to their backs and carry on working, surely you can do the same? When we were first married, Mrs Bonzo suggested I might like to do the washing up. I had to explain to her that god gave all ladies smaller feet so they could stand closer to the sink and so wash up more efficiently. Mind you I think I upset her when I jokingly said that ladies get married in white to match the rest of the kitchen appliances. She didn't laugh at all, even though I was creased up...... No sense of humour see...... Not like me.
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I made a similar mistake and have been paying for it for years. Mrs Ratt asked me what my favourite "position" was and quick as a flash I replied "doggy".
She said "right, you can sit and beg and I'll roll over and play dead"
She said "right, you can sit and beg and I'll roll over and play dead"
B
bonzo
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Better driving skills! .............Amongst other things
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B
bonzo
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Really? I would never have known...........
Statistics do indeed show that female drivers are involved in more accidents than male drivers....they also show that male drivers are involved in more fatal accidents than female drivers...I know which I'd rather be in.Better driving skills! .............Amongst other things
Vive la différence
Is it football?The only thing men use their brains for is to think about one thing and one thing only
We all know what is is
And it's not their cars
............and she made you take it out of the garage?..........Yep, you do, all the ladies get all the assets, money, etc, when they throw in the towel.....did not get the Z though......
Our thanks to the scientists, but they got it wrong on this occasion
Are you still married?
Commedian Bill Cosby commenting on his wife caring for the kids and doing housework:The only thing men use their brains for is to think about one thing and one thing only
We all know what is is
And it's not their cars
I've seen their job and I don't want it.
I could do a womans job no problems except for sleeping with hairy arsed blokes
You would be OK with Bad ///Boy @Jack Ratt , as he shaves his (I know he still reads the forum)........
I am one of those males who can and does know how to use a washing machine. I have had training and been on a refresher course!
Equality works both ways.
MM
Equality works both ways.
MM