Washing Machine

[hard top]

As of today, I no longer find this thread amusing.
My ex has just told me she will no longer do my washing and she has been doing it for the last three years so I think she is being verry selfish....
Now I have got to go out and buy one of the bloody things and read the manual.......

 

[GazHyde]

read the manual

Never bothered reading mine. Don't know why they have so many wash options, I've only ever used one of the settings...

 

[zedonist]

As of today, I no longer find this thread amusing.
My ex has just told me she will no longer do my washing and she has been doing it for the last three years so I think she is being verry selfish....
Now I have got to go out and buy one of the bloody things and read the manual.......

Laundromat, don't have to use a manual, just leave it with a lady as usual, job done.....

 

[hard top]

Yes, would be great @zedonist but the only thing we don't have in this town, is one of them......

 

[zedonist]

Move towns...

 

[Shelly]

As of today, I no longer find this thread amusing.
My ex has just told me she will no longer do my washing and she has been doing it for the last three years so I think she is being verry selfish....
Now I have got to go out and buy one of the bloody things and read the manual.......

Send it over to me HT
I don't mind helping you out
As long as you do your own pants

 

[hard top]

You will wish that you had not typed that @Shelly.
I will PM you the DHL tracking code.
Pants not included as I have decided to go 'commando'

 

[Shelly]

You will wish that you had not typed that @Shelly.
I will PM you the DHL tracking code.
Pants not included as I have decided to go 'commando'

Yeah thanks HT
I knew I'd get a new washing machine
Can it be delivered about the 28th March
As that's when our new kitchen is being delivered
What a result

 

[hard top]

Will this suit you Shelly? Wash & Dry. Wonder how long it will last before it gives up the ghost?

 

[Shelly]

No no good HT sorry
I've got Hotpoint Aquarius products
So really I need the washing machine to go with my dryer
I've never had a combi before , but been told not very good
What would I do if I've got washing in and I wanted to dry some other clothes
No single appliances would be best please
But only us women would know this

 

[DavidM]

As of today, I no longer find this thread amusing.
My ex has just told me she will no longer do my washing and she has been doing it for the last three years so I think she is being verry selfish....
Now I have got to go out and buy one of the bloody things and read the manual.......

HT - You should re-marry and update the washing contract, with a special clause that includes the ironing - don't forget to add - 'until further notice'!

 

[zedonist]

I think your dyson with death there HT...

 

[Shelly]

What are you going on about a contract
You men might thing we're got one but I can assure you we haven't
Men go out to work full time
ladies have part time jobs which goes into more than full time work
With the house work,shopping , washing ,ironing,cooking, hoovering,
The list is endless.........
As the saying goes a woman's work is never done

 

[Jack Ratt]

What are you going on about a contract
You men might thing we're got one but I can assure you we haven't
Men go out to work full time
ladies have part time jobs which goes into more than full time work
With the house work,shopping , washing ,ironing,cooking, hoovering,
The list is endless.........
As the saying goes a woman's work is never done

Yeah, and don't we know it?

 

[t-tony]

Yeah, and don't we know it?

Someone once said, "If they worked quicker they would get it done sooner"
How's the spare room coming along Jim?

Tony.

 

[Shelly]

It's good you know it
We have to juggle things here and their
To make sure it all gets done on time
Sometimes us women don't get time to swing a cat a round

 

[zedonist]

Just swing your hips...

 

[hard top]

HT - You should re-marry and update the washing contract, with a special clause that includes the ironing - don't forget to add - 'until further notice'!

No way, I have done my time........

 

[hard top]

What are you going on about a contract

Yep, you do, all the ladies get all the assets, money, etc, when they throw in the towel.....did not get the Z though......

 

[Shelly]

You should of put up more of a fight HT
Well done on keeping your Z
At least you got to keep the best item ..........
The Z