Thankyou - so glad I joined!!

[miller1098]

The answer to your problem ....simples

 

[t-tony]

@miller1098 you must be a mind reader!! I had just read that the 007 author thinks Idris Elba is "too rough" to play James Bond and thought Aston Martin.

Tony.

 

[Redline]

All the joking aside, its great news that no plaster is required. Hope you recover very quickly and normal life can resume asap.@Gail is hoping to see you in a few weeks time.

 

[miller1098]

@miller1098 you must be a mind reader!! I had just read that the 007 author thinks Idris Elba is "too rough" to play James Bond and thought Aston Martin.

Tony.

It's great cos I have the stuff to put under the seat........haven't tried it yet thoughbut if I could find a volunteer ?

 

[t-tony]

All you need is an airbag, I've seen it on YouTube.

Tony.

 

[Mrs Mint]

@GazHyde , @M666BMG , @Redline , @miller1098 and @t-tony thankyou for all your helpful suggestions, can't decide whether your saying I may be too heavy for the hoist, tut tut your all in trouble, watch out for my crutches when I next see you all I can't be held responsible for my actions. I will be expecting one of you to redeem yourself and help carry me to my comfy chair

 

[t-tony]

Well Pauline, this brings me back to my mate Ken at new year a couple of years ago. He was worse the wear at the end of the night and he and Ann live just across the road from the pub. Paul (the landlord) kindly loaded Ken into his wheel barrow and took him home( I was blamed of course). It could be available on the day....................................

Tony.

ps. It's a free service of course!

 

[miller1098]

More on these lines

 

[Mrs Mint]

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Now that option I do like but who is going to dress like that for the occasion

 

[t-tony]

but who is going to dress like that for the occasion

I nominate @Grumpy and @Mint.

Tony.

 

[M666BMG]

Pauline, get well soon.

I wasn't implying that you are too heavy at all.

Please don't beat me with your crutches.

I prefer a good spanking

Mark

 

[FRANKIE]

Engine hoists are relatively cheap to rent...

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Thin ice THIN ICE......................Frankie

 

[FRANKIE]

Engine hoists are relatively cheap to rent...

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The engine hoist is set on the 2 ton setting. What are you trying to say Gary??????????? Frankie

 

[M666BMG]

@GazHyde , @M666BMG , @Redline , @miller1098 and @t-tony thankyou for all your helpful suggestions, can't decide whether your saying I may be too heavy for the hoist, tut tut your all in trouble, watch out for my crutches when I next see you all I can't be held responsible for my actions. I will be expecting one of you to redeem yourself and help carry me to my comfy chair

I would help, but I don't want to put my back out!

 

[FRANKIE]

I would help, but I don't want to put my back out!

What are you doing up so late?

 

[M666BMG]

What are you doing up so late?

Hello Frankie, teddy woke me. He needed to go to the toilet. I had to lift the lid for him

 

[FRANKIE]

Hello Frankie, teddy woke me. He needed to go to the toilet. I had to lift the lid for him

Can I Skype you for just 2 minutes? Got something to tell you..............

 

[M666BMG]

It's great cos I have the stuff to put under the seat........haven't tried it yet thoughbut if I could find a volunteer ?

Stick some under Gaz's seat

 

[Mint]

I nominate @Grumpy and @Mint.

Tony.

Can't be me I left my dikkiebow in the 1970's

 

[miller1098]

Can't be me I left my dikkiebow in the 1970's

I don't think that will be a deciding factor on choice .and make sure you keep your Mrs off the pies we don't want anyone putting there back out