Here are the lyrics of a great song ..........
Well here i am all shut away ,
Trying to keep that bug at bay,
I’m close to climbing up the f****** wall,
The telly just gets on my tits ,
My Zs outside and it’s all in bits,
The days i sit and just do bugger all.
Now that our Zs are locked away,
We’re not allowed to go and play,
North and south the Z shed shut to all,
No work is done ,
No Z shed fun,
No grumps i guess,
So theirs no mess,
Lee and Tony just are playing with their tools .
I just wish i could go cruising all the time ,
To drive Z3s it really is so
If you only have a 4 ,
I won’t say any more,
And I can’t think of another word to rhyme .
Now Bognor is too far away,
But driving round the peaks all day ,
It’s where the mints and the bozzys can been seen,
On open roads, their roofs are down,
In winter time they can be found ,
But to drive in bloody snow you must be keen.
Still Andygly goes nothing more to do,
Cause his cars so clean it’s practically brand-new,
Theirs not a speck of dust, or dirt ,or mud or rust,
I’ve never cleaned my F****** car like you .
And to all the far away,
People in the USA ,
Stay safe your Z family it really cares,
But if this virus , kills me dead ,
I’ll be buried with my Z,
To stop Andy , Ad, and Rob strip it for spares .
And up in Norfolk, Shelly’s rather sad,
She can’t go out for a drive,
It really makes her mad,
So Snow White sits and waits,
Till she can zoom out through the gates,
It’s the longest time parked up she’s ever had .
And I wish I could go cruising in my Z,
Following Al and Maxine Bertie up ahead,
Often stopping for some tea ,
And a obligatory wee,
Roof down, wind blowing all around my head ,
It’s just so fun to being out in my Z ,
Some times i wish I’d brought a MX5 instead.