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windym

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Looks like he/she would be pretty relaxed about most things. Lovely dog.
Unless it,s the postman she hates him, ohh and jehovah,s witnesses, not too keen on the Avon lady either or the paper boy, those people selling Sky door to door, meter readers, trick or treaters.

Came home one day found her chewing on a stick a more contented sight you would not see. Could not work out where she got the stick from though, I thought it may have been left in the hall by Donna after some gardening but no. A while later the local paper arrived Noodle ran up the hallway launched herself at the door and grabbed the paper, shook it, dropped it and walked away in disgust.

Strange I thought even for her, a few days later one of the neighbours informed me they had been burgled, the low life pieces of sh1t had used a stick through the letter box to flip the door catch. Ahha mystery of the stick origins now a mystery no more, to this day we are not sure if the stick chewing was a sort of doggie flossing to remove any stray bits of finger that may or may not have been stuck in her teeth.

One thing is for sure though, life presented her with an opportunity and she took it.

Andy
 

Redline

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Unless it,s the postman she hates him, ohh and jehovah,s witnesses, not too keen on the Avon lady either or the paper boy, those people selling Sky door to door, meter readers, trick or treaters.

Came home one day found her chewing on a stick a more contented sight you would not see. Could not work out where she got the stick from though, I thought it may have been left in the hall by Donna after some gardening but no. A while later the local paper arrived Noodle ran up the hallway launched herself at the door and grabbed the paper, shook it, dropped it and walked away in disgust.

Strange I thought even for her, a few days later one of the neighbours informed me they had been burgled, the low life pieces of sh1t had used a stick through the letter box to flip the door catch. Ahha mystery of the stick origins now a mystery no more, to this day we are not sure if the stick chewing was a sort of doggie flossing to remove any stray bits of finger that may or may not have been stuck in her teeth.

One thing is for sure though, life presented her with an opportunity and she took it.

Andy
We've had to put a post cage on the door to stop our dog ripping the posties fingers off and destroying anything that comes through the door. Am sure a stick would be great sport.
She had ripped the back of the door to shreds too as she hurtled towards her entertainment.
 

EnthuZiaZT

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Unless it,s the postman she hates him, ohh and jehovah,s witnesses, not too keen on the Avon lady either or the paper boy, those people selling Sky door to door, meter readers, trick or treaters.

Came home one day found her chewing on a stick a more contented sight you would not see. Could not work out where she got the stick from though, I thought it may have been left in the hall by Donna after some gardening but no. A while later the local paper arrived Noodle ran up the hallway launched herself at the door and grabbed the paper, shook it, dropped it and walked away in disgust.

Strange I thought even for her, a few days later one of the neighbours informed me they had been burgled, the low life pieces of sh1t had used a stick through the letter box to flip the door catch. Ahha mystery of the stick origins now a mystery no more, to this day we are not sure if the stick chewing was a sort of doggie flossing to remove any stray bits of finger that may or may not have been stuck in her teeth.

One thing is for sure though, life presented her with an opportunity and she took it.

Andy
The Best sought of burglar alarm, A Dog!!!!

Mike
 

t-tony

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I once had to deliver a man's car back to his house. He warned me about his golden Lab who delighted in going for anything coming through the letter box and to open the flap with a pen. So I did, and launched his keys down the dogs throat. Glad I took his advice.

Tony.
 
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zedonist

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So we have put the tree up tonight, I have to say the the red and gold theme is extremely effective. and before you ask, no we have not used tinsel this year but beaded chains, makes a change i think....

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t-tony

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Chains must be the thing this year Rich, Shirl came home with a shed load for ours.:)

Tony.
 

t-tony

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I just hate red glitter though Mike.:thumbsup:

Tony.
 

pgunter

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Well it would be a pink rinse set and curlers for you Mark... :whistle:
 

Redline

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My special Z4 shaped christmas lights (roof down of course).

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Grumps

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Going, going, long gone! :D
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