Now i Know why i like being British

Shelly

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I like a woman with tattoos. Find them most appealing to the eye. Jue stopped at one. She couldn't cope with the pain! I'm saying nothing about the sexy attractive tattooed slim nice rear end lady in the pic cos Jue reads my posts on occasions and I don't want to get myself in any bother!!!! :D
No pain no gain ........ :)
I didn't mind the pain :)
Didn't think it was too bad :)
That's why I've got a few :)
But I've got them , in places you can't see unless I wear clothing that reveals them :)
But don't care if people do see them ........ :)
It's my body so I can do what I want with it :)
 

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Good for you. :p
 

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Why judge a person who have got tattoos :(
Am I a '' slag tag '' or '' tramp stamp " then :(
As I can assure you I'm not :)
I've got tattoos that are personal to me and me only :)
No offence taken but just putting my views across :)
Really sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone
 

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Am I a '' slag tag '' or '' tramp stamp " then :(
A "tramp stamp" is a reference to a specific tattoo, usually on the lower back, not the actual person.

Tramp stamps are usually displayed by younger ladies when they are bending over in Tescos whilst wearing inadequate clothing that doesn't quite cover the tattooed area (or in fact not a lot of that area at all)
 
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Cornwall's a good place to offend from, by the time anyone gets to where you live you can be on the continent...
 
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A "tramp stamp" is a reference to a specific tattoo, usually on the lower back, not the actual person.

Tramp stamps are usually seen on younger ladies when they are bending over in Tescos whilst wearing inadequate clothing that doesn't quite cover the tattooed area (or in fact not a lot of that area at all)
I've noticed some are actually having a G string tattooed on now, save the washing I expect...
 

Jack Ratt

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Cornwall's a good place to offend from, by the time anyone gets to where you live you can be on the continent...
I've apologised and I'm not going to hide, I'm old enough, big enough and ugly enough not too.

I'll be at Duxford if you want to trample over me with your stiletto's on, but can I ask you to wear your suzzies and Basque too =))
 

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I've apologised and I'm not going to hide, I'm old enough, big enough and ugly enough not too.

I'll be at Duxford if you want to trample over me with your stiletto's on, but can I ask you to wear your suzzies and Basque too =))
Of course....but only if you wear yours too =))
 

Jack Ratt

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Shelly

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Have you got tattoos @oldcarman ;)
We were talking about ladies with them :)
We were on a different subject 1st tho ;)
 

Shelly

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And here's one for the ladies .......... :)
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Shelly

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Shopping :)
He could try to carry my shopping any day :)
But shopping don't come in to it :)
He can help me do things in the home :)
 
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