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We eat those things over here.......you might unwittingly get a lump of it on your plate when you order a steak & chips....:whistle:
 

EnthuZiaZT

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We eat those things over here.......you might unwittingly get a lump of it on your plate when you order a steak & chips....:whistle:
You eat anything over there Mike, old shoes, used tyres, funny red cheese, the list is endless.

Mike
 

Grumps

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We eat those things over here.......you might unwittingly get a lump of it on your plate when you order a steak & chips....:whistle:
God no! We go to France most years and avoid certain meats at all costs. We won't eat horse or deer. Please translate the two for me h/t so we don't trip ourselves up! We'd be devastated to find we'd ate the wrong thing. :(
 

EnthuZiaZT

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God no! We go to France most years and avoid certain meats at all costs. We won't eat horse or deer. Please translate the two for me h/t so we don't trip ourselves up! We'd be devastated to find we'd ate the wrong thing. :(
Take some English Mustard with you Dave, that will disguise the taste

Mike
 

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Grumpy, that cost more than your zed!
Thankfully not! 3x the cost to run but she was kindly gifted to Jue a couple of months ago. She's a lovely natured girl too. The horse that is! :D
 

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OK so I've just had a b*******ing for posting so called crap pictures of the wifes horse, so she's gave me these to post instead. Still way off topic, so sorry again! :D
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Couple of duplicates sorry!
 

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Now be nice!
OK, here we go.....

A Dutch guy from up near the German border was in London for an equestrian convention.
Sitting at the bar at his hotel he gets into a conversation with an English gentleman.
The English gentlemen asks the Dutch guy what he does for a living.
The Dutch guy thinks for a bit and then answers in broken English.......I err, I err, fock horses.
The English gentlemen says....Pardon?
The Dutch guy says....Ja, Paarden........

Now you know......
 

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Gotcha! Horse=paard?
 

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MEOWW!!

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