Danger in the workshop.

[Shelly]

Think I'm a bit toooooo old to change my job career now
By the time I'm qualified I'll be retiring
Hopefully

 

[Aceman]

I spy tinsel hanging down over a mains socket which I don't think is quite safe because if a strand happens to get in one of the holes and touches the live terminal whoever plugs in the next piece of equipment is going to know about it for sure.

 

[t-tony]

Yeah that was the ex Halfords mob, I won't clear up after them and sadly their mums don't work here.

Tony.

 

[hard top]

Dangly bits..?

 

[Mint]

...and sadly their mums don't work here.

So they have to wipe their own bottoms as well eh Tony?

 

[t-tony]

Sincerely hope they do, mind you...............

Tony.

 

[t-tony]

SORRY, I forgot to 'fess up about this story at the weekend. I think this item must be the most scary thing at our work, simply because no-one seems to want to go near it when in this condition..........................................................................................................................

There is also a small wooden thing which holds rolls of white paper which also seems too scary to approach when empty.

I think I work with a load of Pu$$ie$

Tony.

 

[Aceman]

Aww that's cheating you didn't say it wasn't in the original photo's in your first post.

 

[t-tony]

I have to say that might have given it away Ian, thanks for looking though.

Tony.

 

[oldcarman]

How many hours do you and the crew while away in the workshop that requires that much towelling and arse wiping or is it a soap on a rope area??
I miss BMG and HT's fav Bonzo!

 

[t-tony]

It can't be me washing my hands all the time, I'm nearly always the one who finds this state of affairs.

Tony.

 

[oldcarman]

It can't be me washing my hands all the time, I'm nearly always the one who finds this state of affairs.

Tony.

You need a good German or Dutch lady attendant to keep your crew neat and tidy. A few coins each visit will buy you favours such as soap, cologne, etc and the odd slap on the backside. And they are very discrete if the soap drops occasionally!!

 

[t-tony]

Who told you that, BMG? Our "cleaner" and I use the term very loosely is more like Cruella DeVille, but at 5ft tall and has to clean the counter in reception from both sides!

Tony.