To stay on topic, just been for a dump.........
It always makes me laugh when over in the UK with Dutch friends, it goes something like this.
Brit: Right, I am going to get tea ready.
Clog: Err, could I have coffee please?
Brit: If you like, but I am going to open a bottle of wine.
Clog: (Looks at me) Who is drinking tea then?
It always makes me laugh when over in the UK with Dutch friends, it goes something like this.
Brit: Right, I am going to get tea ready.
Clog: Err, could I have coffee please?
Brit: If you like, but I am going to open a bottle of wine.
Clog: (Looks at me) Who is drinking tea then?