About the door locks..............

oldcarman

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Velcro dear fellows is so much gentler on the privates. Wait, you'll get there soon enough. Pull me downs also take care of the zipper problem and are much quicker once you need the extra time, whereas a zipper can catch and not open all the way and you end up spraying the walls and the guy next to you. Who, by the way has no choice but to look!! So think of me as you successfully zip that window in first attempt Frankie.
 

t-tony

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Or replace the zip with velcro. ;)
 
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bonzo

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Bragging again B.M.?

I've heard you stuff a handkerchief down the front of your underpants to improve your profile!:eek:
 

oldcarman

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Canadian Zeds
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They're in a hot tub, remember? But I did think of a use for BMG's kerchief, she could use it to dry her tears.
 
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