(Who's in this?) You know you're in trouble when.......

NeRo

NeRo

Moderator
Staff member
Global Moderator
British Zeds
Scottish Zeds
Joined
Dec 6, 2011
Points
122
Location
Linlithgow
Model of Z
Z3
You've had to put the Spacesaver on and you've nowhere to put your normal wheel :arghh:
 
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zedonist

Guest
When you give your Wife flowers, and she just smiles and says thankyou..................................
 
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zedonist

Guest
When a Brown envelope drops through your letterbox...................
 
Mint

Mint

Zorg Expert (I)
Supporter
British Zeds
East Anglian Crew
Joined
Sep 23, 2012
Points
222
Location
Stafford
Model of Z
2.2 & 3.0 Sport
Wife says "What do you think".
 
GazHyde

GazHyde

Administrator
Administrator
Global Moderator
M Power
Joined
Dec 2, 2011
Points
226
Location
Berkshire
Model of Z
Z4 MR
FRANKIE

FRANKIE

Zorg Guru (V)
American Zeds
The M44 Massive
Joined
Sep 2, 2013
Points
193
Location
Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey, USA
Model of Z
Z3
The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out
A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
Your suggestion box starts ticking...
 
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badman gee

Guest
You fart and push a little bit too much!

When your stunning new girlfriend pops round for a bit of slap and tickle. You then discover she has a couple of hairy boys too!

When you enjoy having your prostate checked the old fashioned way !

Your French letter has a hole in it.
 
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billz

billz

Zorg Expert (II)
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Dec 4, 2011
Points
226
Location
Langley Mill
Model of Z
Z4 3.0si Individual Ruby Black Last one produced in this colour combo
When your boss says "its only a 5 minute job"
 
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bonzo

Guest
Your French letter has a hole in it.[/QUOTE]

Well of course your french letter has got a hole in in, you wouldn't be able to use it if it didn't! Kuh!
 
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