I always seem to finish up with a Ford Kia.k or Fiat multipla .stick, mind you I have damaged a few. i.e shunting to get out of a tight space when parallel parked. Pieced a door on a piece of metal sticking out of a wall. Ripped the front valance off a fiat panda in kruger national park south Africa when I got stuck in a deep pot hole and her in doors would not get out and push claiming some stupid reason about lions. Ripped a big hole in a tyre on a Massive kerb in Mallorca, then changed it for the spare and on returning it offering to pay for a new wheel trim only to be told "we expect wheel trim damage, there is no charge Sir"
So my top tip is always make sure you get your Visa chit back for the deposit.
Sorry forgot one, stoved the sills in on a Citroen in portugal off roading
Now a feel so much better for confessing!!