Swampers Grass

[hard top]

What happened to the grass in your front garden?

 

[swamper]

its not my front garden.........my front garden has a river

 

[hard top]

Oh, that's OK then, were you out burgling again?

 

[swamper]

yes....if thats what you crazy kids are calling it now
this is my partners house.,,and the car is now locked up in the garage/
my front garden looks like this..

 

[hard top]

Ooh, like that, got any grass?

 

[swamper]

yeah...its in the loft

 

[hard top]

That's OK then, otherwise I was going to send some over to you.

 

[swamper]

keep it...you need it more than me

 

[hard top]

No, I will look after you, I will stick a load of it in Mr. @pgunter's car when he comes over for the Dutch cruise.

 

[swamper]

ok then....gentlemanly of you..ill pick it up after customs

 

[hard top]

Glad to be of service Sir, oh, and you could nick his Z after he has been arrested.

 

[swamper]

got to many zeds anyway...i may just take a few bits

 

[pgunter]

Oh so nice of you two to think of me.. @hard top get anywhere near my Zed and you will loose your privates... @swamper ... you will need more than grass by the time I have finished with you too.. hahahaha...

 

[t-tony]

Just send it to Spurs.

Tony.

 

[swamper]

so thats a no then....

 

[swamper]

im going to have to start another thread haha

 

[pgunter]

Blame the divergence of this thread squarely at the door of.... @hard top and being a Moderator he should know better too..

 

[hard top]

Don't worry @swamper, we will move above posts to a new thread titled 'Swampers Grass'

 

[hard top]

@hard top get anywhere near my Zed and you will loose your privates

You are going to have to sleep my friend.....

 

[pgunter]

and you sir.. are going to have to breathe..... with my foot on your throat... you touch... you die.. simples... hahaha..... ask first and you are welcome... but don't ask... well....