More horror tales

[t-tony]

Last week we had a Zafira in for test and it wasn't the nicest example but 2 things shocked me more than usual. 1. O/S/R tyre, bearing in mind this is a kiddy carrying car (2 seats and one booster seat) was like this,

Whilst sitting just above it 2 feet away was this,

A brand new Continental. WHY???? FFS
And if that wasn't enough,2. in the "back" with not even a parcel shelf to keep things in the boot area was a D.I.Y. size trolley jack, free floating amongst all the other crap in there. Would have made a great missile in the event of an accident?

On a lighter note, on the same vehicle, FORE !! I spotted this wedged in an exhaust hanger. Just some golf shot.

Tony.

 

[EnthuZiaZT]

Not sure about the Zafira T-tony, nice golf ball though.

Mike

 

[Faheem]

A golf ball Wonder how that got there!

 

[Antm72]

The mind boggles may be they didn't want to get the spare dirty

 

[Mnbrennan]

It's called the golf tee mod, not the golf ball meet!

 

[brilie]

Bet somebody putt it there!

 

[Mnbrennan]

Bet somebody putt it there!

Musnt have use the right Driver then!

 

[brilie]

Musnt have use the right Driver then!

Boom boom!

 

[t-tony]

OK, don't give up the day jobs guys.

Tony.

 

[Mnbrennan]

If it slows the car down he might need a handicap

 

[andyglym]

Bet somebody putt it there!

Ooooooooh

 

[Mnbrennan]

I could go on...

 

[brilie]

Sure it wasn't a vw caddy!

 

[t-tony]

I could go on...

Please ................. don't!

Tony.

 

[Mnbrennan]

OK one more then...

That tyre looks like it just has a Scratch... Are you sure there wasn't a hole in one? Or maybe a Slice out?

 

[brilie]

Did the windscreen have a chip in it?

 

[t-tony]

Sod this, I'm heading for the bunker .........

Tony.

 

[Mnbrennan]

Sod this, I'm heading for the bunker .........

Tony.

I'll head for the rough then...

 

[brilie]

Did it cost a wedge to fix?

 

[t-tony]

It's fairway away mate...............

Tony.