So my key doesn't work at all to lock or unlock unless it's manually done. Now I've seen on the interweb that it can be charged via a wireless charger be it phone or toothbrush, but can you not just change the damn battery?
None of this has worked so I reckon it's a knackered battery. Not to worry.If its an original key it is sealed in the fob, this can be cut open to get at the battery to replace it but it has to be soldered in to the board inside. The battery should be recieving a charge when it is in the ignition as there is an induction loop around the ignition barrel that produces the charge to the battery inside the fob. There is a how to hereView: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I67xLKhEjWs
Replacement battery details here but showing out of stock https://www.amazon.co.uk/BMW-95-06-Remote-Key-BATTERY/dp/B00KL4ZHGM
There are firms who will refurbish your key and fit a new battery but if you only have one key that means the risk of posting it and then getting it back when its been done. Google search should come up with someone near you who offers this service.
Are you sure the battery has failed or maybe the fob has lost its sync with the car, have you tried resyncing it by using the sequence of button pushes here https://zroadster.org/threads/central-locking-not-working.39921/#post-613721
No. I have tried a Samsung watch charger.Did you try putting on a tootbrush charger overnight?