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[MAURICE THE MARTIAN]

Gimmi the keys to the Zed Grandad

[emoji89]

 

[hard top]

To guote the Daily Mail........
"WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT British fat git, house worth 20.000 quid, latest victim of ISIS propaganda photo using children"

 

[miller1098]

Headline News: Man found terrorising Mexican sheep arrested.

 

[Shelly]

Hey ..............
We're only acting
Do I need stitches

 

[Grumps]

Please don't kill him, wi'll never find another one!

 

[oldcarman]

Gran told me you're worth more dead than alive, so say bye bye Old Man! You're going swimmin' with the fishes!